The CreeperJack

Celebrity Creeper

Occupation	Independent Contractor
Current Whereabouts	Right behind you
Birthplace	Your mind
Favorite Drink	Honeydew
Favorite Food	Your Fear
Favorite Entertainment	Your suffering
Hobbies	The Arts

I will read this to you!

Welcome to my page, I am so thrilled to have you here. I am known for being a superb host, and everyone who comes here leaves with a special gift: me!!

That’s right! I am coming home with you. I will be there to share all of your private moments from now on. You will never be alone again. Once I am a part of your life, I will always be with you. It is like we are one, you and I.

Oh, now let me tell you about my realm. There are plenty of interesting people here to meet in my Jackdom.

I have a golden Queen who makes the most delicious sweets. I know you will love every bite. She thinks she is in control, but Sennzia is my realm. Everyone knows that.

I have a silver fairy who lost her wings. So sad! She cries for hours every day, mourning all of her lost children.

I have huge dragons who can gobble up entire cities full of people. Such fabulous horror!

I have a nation of ghouls and a theme park filled with living cartoons. Oh, I can’t wait to show you.

All you need to unlock it is a Shadow citizenship. With it, you will join my court of shadows and I will share with you many secrets.

Unless, of course, you’re too afraid. That’s okay. Your fear is delicious.